About
Hi there! I’m Cryssy, a holistic herbalist and mycotoxin health coach.
I weave botanical medicine and metaphysical methods with ancient wisdom to help my clients feel seen, valued and heard.
ONCE UPON A TIME
I was a corporate marketer working in LA for one of my favorite fashion brands. It felt like a dream. Until it... wasn't.
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Then I finally found my purpose, helping women show up on social media with style and strategy.
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Enneagram 3, type A as they come... but I live for an ice cream come and swear I liked blush pink before anyone else.
Top: Ralph my child. Left, my fave outfit. Right: If you can't go to Paris, go to Vegas, right?
MY REALLY OFFICIAL BIO, the TL:DR VERSION
Lauren is the founder of French 75 Social Media. She's an OG style blogger who swears she loved blush pink before it was a thing. She hopes to be known for bringing a level of sparkle to social and teaching women to ask for what they're worth.
SUPER FUN
FACTS
NOW FOR THE IMPORTANT STUFF
I live for a great blazer. Seriously, I own like 34. Everyone looks better in a blazer.
I can't whistle. Never have been able to. Probably never will. #secretshame
I say my favorite show is Breaking Bad, but it's actually Southern Charm. #embarrassing
I still wear skinny jeans and side part my hair and use the cry-laugh emoji. Suck it, Gen Z.
Your at-a-glance guide to where I stand on all the truly important things.
THE QUIZ
Favorite indulgence
Halo Top Strawberry
celeb i'd love to meet
Meghan Markle or Reese Witherspoon
Guilty pleasure
Southern Charm
alternate universe job:
Florist! I love arranging flowers.
favorite place i've been:
Santorini. Give me all that white and blueee.
drink of choice
A French 75, of course!
can't live without
Burts Bees Chapstick
usually craving
Green smoothies... and nachos.
beach vs mountains
Beach, beach, baby
favorite show to binge
New Girl. Nick Miller forever.
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